As Urban Oufitters prepares to launch their new bridal collection (more aligned with the Anthropologie brand than the Urban Outfitters brand, naturally), many 20-something ladies are oohing and ahhing with excitement. Me? I’m just confused.

The name of the label is BHLDN. At first glance, you might just want to pronounce the name as a string of letters, but think really hard and you’ll remember this naming trend from about 2004-2008: the case of the disappearing vowels. It was all the rage. Remember how cool the Motorola phones were? RAZR, KRZR, SLVR. Flickr was brand new, and that missing “e” was so hip. The vowel-free names generally signaled a tech brand, although there was some branching out from that pattern to target young [tech-savvy] consumers in non-tech categories, such as the bag company TRKFLD.

Yes, Flickr and TRKFLD are still around, and perhaps there are some Baby Boomers out there who are still clinging to their RAZRs, but this naming construct is just as much of a relic of the past as a flip phone is. Today’s names are fresh and authentic. “Beholden” is a beautiful, timeless name that would also be perfectly on-trend today. But BHLDN? That’s so 2000 and late. Of all the names that should aim for long-lasting relevance, a bridal line really ought to be up there. You’re so close, yet so far, Urban Outfitters. Please, buy a couple vowels and  join us in 2011.

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